Treasure hunt....no longer looking for buried treasure.
"Alright Ryder, yesterday's treasure hunt was worthless. I know, I know..... its not your first time to the beach. Well, today I am captaining the boat (with Papa Leveque's assistance) in search of another treasure spot. Grab a seat and hold on."

"OK, you can have a turn at the helm. Just don't get too used to it and remember to be on the look out for treasure."

Alternative post.....
I'm on a boat.
I'm on a boat.
I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies.
I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shxx.
It's going splashin and gettin everybody wet
This is real as it gets.